You know your team is great when....

...your starting pitcher has the same number of strikeouts and innings pitched as your 1st baseman:

New York Yankees
Pitchers	IP	H	R	ER	BB	SO	HR	PC-ST	ERA
C Wang (L, 0-2)	1.0	6	8	8	3	1	0	61-34	28.93
J Albaladejo	3.0	5	3	3	1	2	2	60-34	4.26
E Ramirez	2.0	4	1	1	1	3	1	51-31	2.70
P Coke	1.0	1	3	0	2	0	0	38-18	9.82
N Swisher	1.0	1	0	0	1	1	0	22-12	0.00

from ESPN

Nick Swisher does it all, literally. Good thing I picked him up on my fantasy team.