The Only Cleric That Doesn't Suck Is Jesus Christ

While the title sounds like a ballin' song by a Christian rock band, don't worry - I haven't gone all Born Again on you.  Nor do I intend this to be an insulting or blasphemous post - JC's all right by me, though I would never, ever, not in a million years, let him take the wheel. He doesn't have a fucking driver's licence! How many Hyundai Elantras do you think he was tooling around in two